We have affectionately
decided to call
the program
Preferred Perverts and the card will be simply called
a
Privilege Card. All mail is plain wrap with no text
or imagery indicating
the nature of our business.
We don't want to alarm your mother, wife,
boyfriend etc.
So that out of the way, here is how it works
Admission to the Loyalty Program is open to everyone.
To activate the
benefits our perverts must achieve Privilege
Status based on cumulative
purchasing as follows:
Blue Status
or Regular Membership is achieved when
you
spend $500 or more within a 12 month period.
Silver Status
is when you spend over $1,000 in any twelve month period.
Black Status
is the highest privilege for the customer
who spends over
$2,000 within twelve months.
Once there you will enjoy some great discounts
Blue Privilege 
Silver
Privilege 
Black
Privilege 
Once you have achieved a certain
privilege status you get to keep it for two years.
If your spending patterns
don't stay as high we will even allow you
to insure your status after
two years for the very reasonable price of:
Blue Insurance $25 | Silver Insurance $50 | Black Insurance $75
There are give aways too
When
the member reaches Silver Status they will be automatically
sent a $50 fully transferable Gift Voucher as an extra reward.
A one off congratulatory gift voucher for $100
will be given free to anyone achieving Black Status.
As an extra reward all Silver and Black privilege members
can purchase online and receive their order completely freight free.
That's right no matter what you order or where you are we will pick up
the freight charges.
Once a month we will mail out to all
card holders a special for that month
to be advised by surface and email.
This special will be available
to everyone
upon presentation of their card.
Those who have achieved
Status
level will be offered extra
rewards and bonuses.
Our cornucopia of calendar
offerings
is a special part of this program.
Yes, OK there has to be some catches but they are only fair
Our products are too good just to give
away and
we want to stay in business to keep bringing you great stuff !
Discounts do not apply to:
1 The Sale that takes you over the threshold to Privilege Status. That is, only after you have spent $500 will subsequent sales attract the 5% discount.
2 Made to measure garments, equipment or accessories unless they
are at standard retail (that is when we don't impose a surcharge
for pattern making or workroom time to make the garment). As an example,
if you just need a longer leg for a pair of jeans we don't charge
any more, so it would count towards your discount. A completely tailored
garment will not attract a discount.
3 Items that are already on special or discounted.
4 Lay by sales.
5 Sales where payment is made with either American Express or Diners Club.
6 You must present your card when making your purchase and, sorry guys, the card isn't transferable. We might ask you for some other form of id.
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